“...Are you always this charming after a morning blowjob or am I just lucky?" (Boyd)” — Santino Hassell Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.” — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
That akward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it BlOwjob — Jzinmypntz Copy Share Image
TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay seriously.. to all you girls out there, after you give a blowjob to us don't try and kiss us alright? Your… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Let your imagination take place ... I WASN'T GIVING AN INVISIBLE BLOWJOB !! MUAHAHAHH but yeah we're girls and we're born to act weird ^^ — Lil Copy Share Image
“I wanted to know more about the man who gave me my first blowjob.” Max snorted. “If you think that was a… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“If there’s something wrong, tell me so I can try to put it right. You just gave me an amazing blowjob which… — Barbara Elsborg Copy Share Image
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
“why has the blowjob had a dual existence for so long, sometimes subterranean and sometimes flaunted, before bursting into plain view as… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,… — Leah-Beth Homer Copy Share Image
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“I once worked with the nicest young hairdresser and one afternoon when we had nothing to do he explained how to give… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“Erecto . It said it should allow you to erect something.” Nolan snorts. “Yeah. I don't think we have a problem in… — H.A. Wills Copy Share Image
“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.” — L H, Beth Copy Share Image
“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life’s just another blowjob. And just because I let you cum in my mouth, doesn’t mean I’m going to swallow it!" -… — Darlenne Susan Girard Copy Share Image
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Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If women had to give a blowjob every time they said something bad, there would be no more obese women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Male Amazon river dolphins will even insert thier penises in each other's blowholes in the only known example of nasal sex.* *I… — David J. Linden Copy Share Image
“To give a man 5 sous because he is poor and has no bread is perfect, but to give him a blowjob… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
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“That was my first blowjob. I just had my dick sucked. The realization made me grin, then I felt bad about being… — James Cox Copy Share Image
