Laila Quote by Lil

Blowjobs not only feel great, they're also a great way to get your girl to shut the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone…

— Bill Hicks

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve.

— Julia Roberts

We're not freaks, Tally. We're normal. We may not be gorgeous, but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.

— Scott Westerfeld

I don't have a dirty mind..i have a sexy imagination...

— Anonymous

I don't have weird talents I'm just a weird person! And do impersonations.

— Derek Holland

The weirdest thing just happened. I passed by a group of girls who weren't talking about other girls.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination;)

— Anonymous

Vaginas are the sexiest of all weird looking things.

— Nikhil Saluja

I dont have a dirty mind I have a shexy imagination

— Tamika-leeigh

I don't just blow minds, I blow dicks.

— Anonymous