Blowjob Quote by H.A. Wills

“I don't know how to blow stuff up. You were hurting, and I wanted to help, but I didn't know how, so I blew…

— Alyssa Day

“If it were possible to raise the penis by means of a simple command, then sexual excitement would have no place in the world.”

— Milan Kundera

“You don’t need to windup the wind to keep it going. It’s the same with my erection. All you need is two AA batteries…

— Jarod Kintz

“This thing got a pump?” he asked as he pulled the heavy air mattress out.“No, Ty, you have to blow it up,” Deuce answered…

— Abigail Roux

“Blow it up.”

— Conan O'Brien

“I'll have to lift your penis now to grease around it.”

— Dennis Potter

“We need to do something about this now. There are things we can do.” My hand curled into fists. “Like what?” “Well, the jumping…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shopping.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras." I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man did." Aideen…

— L.A. Casey

“The man was some sort of miracle orgasm fairy, delivering them with shocking ease.”

— Karen Erickson

“My body had some sort of reaction to my erection, and the only thing I could think to do was vigorously rub the affected…

— Jarod Kintz