Love is like having a baby it is easy going in but when the pain comes it is hard to push on.. — Frenchqueen Copy Share Image
My grandfather's 86 and he's having a baby. Man, I hope when I'm 86 I can have babies. — Enrique Iglesias Copy Share Image
Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had… sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To finally get that call from the doctor that you're pregnant and you're having a baby… It was just another world. — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever! — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
The joy of having a baby today can only be expressed in two words: tax deduction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
I am sure having a baby around a working environment changes the tone a little bit. — Jacinda Ardern Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
“Yes, having a baby scared me. But now the prospect of not ever being able to have one scared me more. As… — Bella Forrest Copy Share Image
Giving a party is like having a baby: its conception is more fun than its completion; and once you have begun it,… — Jan Struther Copy Share Image
Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a… — Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in… — Hollis Stacy Copy Share Image
To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Completing a book, it's a little like having a baby… There's a feeling of relief and satisfaction when you get to the… — John le Carre Copy Share Image
The depression belongs to all of us. I think of the family down the road whose mother was having a baby and… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
Let's just call what happened in the eighties the reclamation of motherhood . . . by women I knew and loved, hard-driving… — Anne Taylor Fleming Copy Share Image
“Every time your heart gets broken, breathe deep – it grows bigger as it mends. Imagine each line of red scar tissue… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“After we got McDonald’s going and built a larger staff, they all called her “Mother Martino.” She kept track of everyone’s family… — Ray Kroc Copy Share Image
When you ask single men in their 20s, "Do you want children?" they want children more than women do. Again, economics drive… — Stephen Marche Copy Share Image
one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a… — Dave Lombardo Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Creating new people, by having babies, is so much a part of human life that it is rarely thought even to require… — David Benatar Copy Share Image
Having a book is somewhat like having a baby, as many woman writers have observed before me: the conception, the long preparation,… — Doris Grumbach Copy Share Image
“The day wore on.While yet Rycca slept, Dragon did all the things she had said he would do-paced back and forth, contemplated… — Josie Litton Copy Share Image
When you're making an album, it's kind of like having a baby. You have to really put everything into it. — Benji Madden Copy Share Image
The moment you think having a baby is going t0 keep a man is the moment your having the baby for the… — Naishalova Copy Share Image
No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today? — Kent Hovind Copy Share Image
The only way I'm interested in having a baby is the old-fashioned way. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
