Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. — Shahrukh Khan Copy Share Image
“Lev looks at Risa, almost afraid to ask the obvious question. Finally he says, 'Uh...why do we have a baby?' 'Ask him… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I am a mother and I know the feeling of having a baby come out of my gut. I have a baby… — Eartha Kitt Copy Share Image
Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had....... sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I think we're just different sorts of people, me and you. You're a planner. Everything has to be perfectly aligned before you… — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s. — Jane Kaczmarek Copy Share Image
“You are having a baby,' he said. 'I certainly hope it turns out to be a baby,' I agreed.” — Zen Cho Copy Share Image
As any mom knows, having a baby is an extremely creative act and to love and create a baby, it's on par… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
There are many things children accept as "grown-up things" over when they have no control and for which they have no responsibility--for… — Fred Rogers Copy Share Image
Shall I tell you something I've been noticing? The mistrust this society has for women. All kinds of experts and officials are… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“I thought you were happy about having a baby.’ I was happy in the way that I would be happy if the… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk? Having a baby is… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
Having a baby is part of a woman's life, and it is surely a great waste to be afraid of life. — Joan Lowery Nixon Copy Share Image
“He thought it was funny that she could hack a bloodthirsty demon to death, but something as natural as having a baby… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I refused to worry about something I could not change, and I still refuse. Look, I'm like any other woman. All this… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
Let's just call what happened in the eighties the reclamation of motherhood . . . by women I knew and loved, hard-driving… — Anne Taylor Fleming Copy Share Image
It is impossible to maintain civilization with 12-year-olds having babies, with 15-year-olds killing each other, with 17-year-olds dying of AIDS and with… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
