Baby Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Having a baby Inspirational Morning Morning sickness Sick Sickness
I don't know why you call it morning sickness, because I was sick all day and night! — Soleil Moon Frye Copy Share Image
You're so lucky you never had morning sickness. It's horrible. Like a hangover without the good time. — Joni Rodgers Copy Share Image
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Making love in the morning got me through morning sickness. I found I could be happy and throw up at the same time. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
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My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
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