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“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it…” quote by P. J. O'Rourke
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“Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.”

P. J. O'Rourke

About This Quote

Source Essay: Parenting Humor, The Atlantic, 2005

Using playful, exaggerated animal imitation to calm infants, suggesting humor can be a powerful soothing tool.

In simple terms: Acting like a rhino can calm a crying baby.

Key Takeaway

Try lighthearted distraction to soothe children.

Themes

parenting humor child development communication

Mood

playful practical

Type

parenting advice

When to use this quote

  • infant care
  • stress relief
  • family bonding

Key Concepts

play therapy emotional regulation bonding

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is humor appropriate in caregiving?
  • How to balance play with safety?
A Different Perspective

May not work for all children; could be misinterpreted.

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