Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I always bust up in her very often/Birth control stops my babies so I guess that pussy is a coffin? — C-DASH Copy Share Image
