Firsts Quote by Dave Attell Download Open image “When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.” — Dave Attell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Firsts Funny Humor Ran Rhinos Saws
It has always been my ambition to die in harness with my head face down on a keyboard and my nose caught between two… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I did a lot of stunts, so the harness work isn't foreign to me either. — Victoria Pratt Copy Share Image
I'm actually a hippy in real life. I had three dreadlocks on the back of my head once. They were spawning. — Jack O'Connell Copy Share Image
I was just a big guy running down with a big, deep pocket and little short stick putting it against my chest. — Jim Brown Copy Share Image
I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the wrapping… — Tony Stewart Copy Share Image
I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles... because I didn't know. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end. I slip the loop around their necks so they… — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
They put me in a harness, like a horse, to learn the back somersault. It was weird up there when I put on that… — Donald O'Connor Copy Share Image
A crocodile just swung around and hit me with its teeth. It took a big chunk off my leg. — Steve Backshall Copy Share Image
Well one of the times I did a stunt was in the devil’s snare room and they lifted me up on a harness and… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
I have a fat head, I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me. So I got a Sharpie and drew horns and a goatee. — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I always say there are two things to be successful. The first is decide exactly what you want - set your goals - and… — Brian Tracy Copy Share Image
My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
Since I worked with Danny Boyle before on Slumdog Millionaire, we have great success and everything. So, when I first got the script and… — A. R. Rahman Copy Share Image
You sort of can't talk about the post production unless you talk about what comes first. — Paul Greengrass Copy Share Image
I'm a business first and foremost so whatever my business is, it's separate from my personal. It's like whatever I do business wise, it's… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
A man walks down the street. It's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around.… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
I did not know that the planning for biological and chemical warfare was so widespread in England, and even in France before France fell.… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
When I first started, my message was about joy, but I didn't really have the vocabulary and life experience to fully deliver it. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
I'm very used to working with first time actors - you can just look back at 'E.T.' with Drew Barrymore, and Christian Bale from… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
We need a system that serves our needs, not the needs of others. Remember, under a Trump administration it's called America first. Remember that. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
