Children keep us in check. Their laughter prevents our hearts from hardening. Their dreams ensure we never lose our drive to make… — Queen Rania of Jordan Copy Share Image
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Raising a child is like taking care of someone who's on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate… — Ron Funches Copy Share Image
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Your children need… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and… — Ben Berger Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child. — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time… — Karen Brown Copy Share Image
I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. — Charles Wadsworth Copy Share Image
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
