Funny parent Quote by Jodi Picoult Download Open image “I think once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer.” — Jodi Picoult ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny parent Funny parenting Great parenting Inspirational parenting Mother Motherhood Offers Parenthood funny Parenting
(24/7) once you sign on to be a mother, that's the only shift they offer. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The job description of mother is clearly in need of revision. As it stands, the shifts are 24 hours, for a period of approximately… — Mary Blakely Copy Share Image
I'm not sure how much easier it is for a mother to balance her life now - have we simply swapped one set of… — Sara Sheridan Copy Share Image
Instantly available without continuous presence is probably the best role a mother can play. — Bernard Bailyn Copy Share Image
I'm real ambivalent about [working mothers]. Those of use who have been in the women's movement for a long time know that we've talked… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Being a full- By time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs¦ since the payment is pure love — Anonymous Copy Share
Sometimes I do envision just being a stay at home mom but not working isn't an option for me currently. — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
“Let me guess," Eric says, "You never meant for it to happen." "Hell, yes, I did. I've wanted her since you two started dating."… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“It’s the difference between dancing along the eggshell crust of acquaintance and diving into the messy center of a relationship.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Because hate's just the flip side of love. Like heads and tails on a dime. If you don't know what it feels like to… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Some women are meant to change the world, while others are meant to hold it together. And then there are those of us who… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I love feeling loved. I don't love knowing that I will always come in second place. I love the fact that at least sometimes… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
But there is a different between mending someone who's broken and finding someone who makes you complete. — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“sometimes words are not big enough to contain all the feelings you are trying to pour into them. My” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
The night is falling down around us. Meteors rain like fireworks, quick rips in the seam of the dark... Every second, another streak of… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“When she had packed all the artifacts that made up their personal history into liquor store boxes, the house became strictly a feminine place.… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he's always apologizing, his children are monsters. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Your children need your presence… — Jesse Jackson Copy Share Image
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. — Ben Berger Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Raising children is like making biscuits: it is as easy to raise a big batch as one, while you have your hands in the… — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child. — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more… — Karen Brown Copy Share Image
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
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