Paul Whitehouse

Sometimes I don't argue enough.

— Paul Whitehouse

I never write alone.

— Paul Whitehouse

I keep very active.

— Paul Whitehouse

I'm a professional.

— Paul Whitehouse

I'm quite shallow.

— Paul Whitehouse

I'm quite grumpy.

— Paul Whitehouse

I was in bands and things like that.

— Paul Whitehouse

We are all prisoners of our past to some extent.

— Paul Whitehouse

Stealth is important when you're fishing.

— Paul Whitehouse

It's tiring doing eight shows a week.

— Paul Whitehouse

Toy Story One' and 'Three' are among the best films ever made.

— Paul Whitehouse

I used to be very funny, but I used it all up in my characters.

— Paul Whitehouse

They go together, don't they, 'monumental' and 'folly?'

— Paul Whitehouse

I do look like a walnut sometimes.

— Paul Whitehouse

Harry is much more conscientious than I am, and he's better at writing than I am.

— Paul Whitehouse

Some friends of mine have started what they call the Misery Club. They just drink and bemoan failed relationships.

— Paul Whitehouse

I like to think I'm quite cocky, and at home in any company. But you're not really, are you?

— Paul Whitehouse

Bob and I got into comedy in a similar way. On the coat-tails of our mates.

— Paul Whitehouse

Making it big in pop would have suited me fine, although comedy is a far better world for an older person.

— Paul Whitehouse

Peter Kay did a 'Mum Wants A Bungalow' Tour. Ours would be the 'Putting Our Mums In A Home' Tour.

— Paul Whitehouse

When we did 'The Fast Show Live,' we got a great deal of affection from the audience. That feeds your enjoyment and…

— Paul Whitehouse

The Queen musical ran for years, but then Rod Stewart's wasn't as successful, so you never know.

— Paul Whitehouse

There is always something magical about being on a river as evening falls. Nature begins to come a bit alive. But I…

— Paul Whitehouse

There's more to fishing than catching fish. It's being lost in a timeless world, away from all the chaos outside, doing something…

— Paul Whitehouse

I was on holiday in Somerset with my daughter, just sitting watching the telly or something, when: BANG! One minute I was…

— Paul Whitehouse

The audience for 'The Fast Show' was much less than 'Harry Enfield and Chums,' but of course 'The Fast Show' was recognised…

— Paul Whitehouse

In many ways I was lucky: my dad had a quadruple bypass in his fifties. When I had the heart stents, the…

— Paul Whitehouse

I don't want to make a big deal out of the heart stents. When the guy did it he said, 'I didn't…

— Paul Whitehouse

Harry - how can I put it? - doesn't suffer fools gladly. But he's always very indulgent with me. If I come…

— Paul Whitehouse

In comedy, if you're going to commission something commission two series, don't commission one because so many comedies are finding their feet…

— Paul Whitehouse

We've talked about it, but I think one of the reasons 'Gone Fishing' is popular is that the fishing is on our…

— Paul Whitehouse

If you did something in 'The Fast Show' that didn't work, you could always deliberately undermine it, or chop it into three…

— Paul Whitehouse

It's funny seeing yourself on screen, not in character.

— Paul Whitehouse

I started fishing with my dad on the River Lea in London.

— Paul Whitehouse

Nurse' is a project close to my heart.

— Paul Whitehouse

The midges you get in Scotland are evil.

— Paul Whitehouse

In fact, fishing's the thing I most associate with my dad.

— Paul Whitehouse

We moved to London from the Rhondda Valley when I was four.

— Paul Whitehouse

I am not a heavy drinker, but I like a drop of white burgundy.

— Paul Whitehouse

I have no fear of my own mortality.

— Paul Whitehouse