Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Hey I just f%cked you, and this is crazy. The condom broke, so here's your baby.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny Funny facebook status
Sometimes, when you get a girl pregnant, you blame the condom. His condom broke that night. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
Sex without condoms is magical… A baby appears & the father disappears. — Omar Valenzuela Copy Share Image
Wtf Are You Looking At ? Yo' Momma's Regret , Daddies Broken Condom , & The Doctors Failed Abortion ! — Pepaaa Copy Share Image
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sex without Condoms is Magicalà_A baby appears &&àThe Father Disappears. — Camille Cassie Govender Copy Share Image
Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
