Idgaf Quote by Anonymous

What is it that you think about just before you get a condom? Sex!

— Amy Lockwood

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if…

— Roberta Pearce

It was a mistake, I should have worn a condom.

— Sara Quin

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.

— Bill Engvall

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night,…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18. The first time was a nightmare. Who shows you how to use a condom?

— Adam Ant

Getting a blowjob with a condom on is like leaving your underwear on while taking a shit!

— Green Monk

Boy: It's awkward buying condoms. Girl: It's awkward walking around pregnant.

— Anonymous