Condom Quote by Roberta Pearce

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure the infinite…

— Inga Muscio

“didn’t use a condom,” he says with genuine regret in his eyes. “I’m sorry, I got so carried away. You’re on birth control, right?”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“I thought you were trying to prove to the board you’re responsible?’ ‘I’ll use a condom. Does that count?”

— Sarah Morgan

“We did something incredibly stupid today." "I know. We should never had had sex without that darn condom." "What?!”

— LA Knight

“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.

— Adam Carolla

The first thought that goes through my mind, right after I close the bedroom door, and right before I put on a condom is,

— Anonymous

“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

— Inga Muscio