Humor-irony-death-zombie Quote by Roberta Pearce

“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…

— Jarod Kintz

“being kidnapped was something of a secret wish of mine. At least then I’d know that I mattered to someone, that I was of…

— Ottessa Moshfegh

“This may be difficult for you to understand, but this kidnapping is the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

— Susan Srikant

“What sort of trip?” “The sort that wasn’t planned and we weren’t exactly willing to go on.” “You’re being kidnapped?”

— Quinn Loftis

“WHAT! What do you mean you got kidnapped? What happened?” “Calm down, it’s okay. I killed him.”

— Charlotte Abel

“You're going to get us killed." "Well, since you got us kidnapped in the first place, I think it's only fair.”

— Samantha Young

“Because I obviously didn’t want to get kidnapped. No one did, not really. But if I did ever get kidnapped, please Lord let it…

— Callie Harper

“I'm the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember?”

— Stephenie Meyer

“I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.”

— Hans Gruber

“Take me there. Or is this a kidnapping? Don't confuse rescue and kidnapping. I have not asked to be rescued.”

— Kameron Hurley

“You’re going to kidnap me again?” Adrian tried a smile. “No, I’ll ask you if you *want* to be kidnapped again.”

— Molly Ringle

“The first two times, I said "Sorry" just out of habit, and then decided that being a hostage means never having to say you're…

— Harley Jane Kozak