“Write to me your most perfect epitaph, or I shall compare a poet to a lecturer. Thou art more Spartan than a ballad monger who makes his living as a Wal-Mart greeter;” — Scott Jonathan Nixon Copy Share
“What I want is a beautiful and sophisticated piece of ass that happens to be 'bi.” — Scott Jonathan Nixon Copy Share Image
“There is no such thing as a dead language, only a dead lay that's a little too quiet for my tastes.” — Scott Jonathan Nixon Copy Share Image
