Humor-irony-death-zombie Quote by Scott Jonathan Nixon Download Open image ““It's not necrophilia if she still has a pulse...”” — Scott Jonathan Nixon ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor-irony-death-zombie
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“Good morning!” my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. “I need my Angel to come out and play.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
