Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I got hard and he was there and the next thing I knew he was on his knees. I mean, I was going to… — Anne Tenino Copy Share Image
“My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.” — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
“My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I closed my eyes and invoked the girlfriend privilege, planting my icy feet in the warm spot between his calves. Oh yes…his heat seared… — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“The bottom of my foot smashed both of his testicles to paste, and I could feel them pop even through the shock of his… — Robert J. Crane Copy Share Image
“And then I realized where my feet were taking me ... Feet can be such smart-asses.” — Nicole Grotepas Copy Share Image
“She took another step. The simple motion of her moving leg was like a dance, the unexaggerated shifting of her hip entrancing as a… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
