Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image ““I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs.”” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“And the stairs. Oh, the stairs. The staircase in our third-floor walk-up was the steepest, hardest, metal-est staircase I have ever encountered in my… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“All of us are like stairs, one step after another, going up and down, but all going the same way.” — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“Some of us are like stairs, one step after another, going up and down, but all going the same way.” — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“There are no elevators to success. You have to take the stairs...” — Stefany Rattles Copy Share Image
“There are no elevators to success. You havehave to take the stairs...” — Stefany Rattles Copy Share Image
“When you want to ascend by an escalator that is going down, you will need to make more effort and work hard to achieve… — Antonio J. González-Fernández Copy Share Image
“Stairs are wonderful friends; they rise with us and they fall with us!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The elevator to success broke a long time ago, the problem is too many people are too lazy to take the stairs.” — Jacob Maldonado Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
