Convenience Quote by Mitch Hedberg

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

— Mitch Hedberg

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily…

— Mitch Hedberg

That's the original problem from which the escalator mess stems. There's just too many of them.

— Robert James Thomson

It was such a dramatic escalator that I was on. It was at 90 degrees. I was going straight up like a rocket ship…

— Kurt Busch

It was like stepping on to an escalator; I could do anything. I was just made for science.

— Cynthia Kenyon

Metro, built in the late 20th century, is the most escalator-dependent system in the world.

— Robert James Thomson

Every day of my life it feels as if I'm fighting my way up an escalator that only goes down. And no matter how…

— Colleen Hoover

There is no escalator to [hockey] success only steps.

— Glen Sather

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.

— Henny Youngman

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said,…

— Henny Youngman

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever.

— Mohamed Al-Fayed

Climb the ladder to success escalator style

— The Notorious B.I.G