Escalators Quote by Robert James Thomson

Over the decades, you got various companies involved in making escalators and you've got Metro varying between internal repair crews and contractors. They're dealing…

— Robert James Thomson

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

— Mitch Hedberg

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

— Mitch Hedberg

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.”

— Jarod Kintz

There might be too many stairs to go up; ignore the stairs!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“When you want to ascend by an escalator that is going down, you will need to make more effort and work hard to achieve…

— Antonio J. González-Fernández

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.

— Steven Wright

The escalator seems to me to typify this: It leads us up, by climbing on our behalf. Yes, it doesn't even climb, it flies.…

— Joseph Roth

That moment of preparation right before you step on an escalator.

— Anonymous

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily…

— Mitch Hedberg

“There sure are a lot of stairs. Holy crap,will these things ever end? Seriously? MORE STAIRS? This is ridiculous.I'm never buying a house with…

— Stephanie Perkins

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration.”

— Jarod Kintz