Break Quote by Mitch Hedberg

An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.

— Mitch Hedberg

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

— Mitch Hedberg

Over the decades, you got various companies involved in making escalators and you've got Metro varying between internal repair crews and contractors. They're dealing…

— Robert James Thomson

The escalator seems to me to typify this: It leads us up, by climbing on our behalf. Yes, it doesn't even climb, it flies.…

— Joseph Roth

That's the original problem from which the escalator mess stems. There's just too many of them.

— Robert James Thomson

The elevator to success is broken. Take the stairs.

— Jenifer Lewis

“When you want to ascend by an escalator that is going down, you will need to make more effort and work hard to achieve…

— Antonio J. González-Fernández

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

— Zig Ziglar

If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator…

— Demetri Martin

I don't know how you're standing here. Yet you haven't broken. Not where it matters. Having come this far, I'm not sure you can…

— Brandon Mull

Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half

— Azgraybebly Joslan

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.”

— Jarod Kintz