Building Quote by Demetri Martin

Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half

— Azgraybebly Joslan

I rather fall up the stairs then falling down the stairs, because it shows I tried rather than giving up.

— Yishmael Sneed

I took the stairs and felt like my childhood took the elevator.

— Drew Barrymore

In life we are using the down escalator to go up,so if you are not fast enough it will take you down .

— Mahmoud Emam

I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator

— Chris Colfer

I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing in the world was to pretend to be horribly…

— David Hyde Pierce

Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

— Mitch Hedberg

I fell off a 100ft ladder today... Luckily I was at the bottom step.

— Anonymous

Early in my life, every time I had to climb the ladder of success because my father never taught me to use the escalator.

— Vikrant Parsai

I trip up the stairs.

— Anonymous

“When you want to ascend by an escalator that is going down, you will need to make more effort and work hard to achieve…

— Antonio J. González-Fernández

If I go to a building and there's a lift and some stairs, I will try my best to take the stairs instead.

— Judi Love