Escalators Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Escalators Funny Humor Last year Lasts Marriage My wife Wife Years
Over the decades, you got various companies involved in making escalators and you've got Metro varying between internal repair crews and contractors. They're dealing… — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
The escalator seems to me to typify this: It leads us up, by climbing on our behalf. Yes, it doesn't even climb, it flies.… — Joseph Roth Copy Share Image
In life we are using the down escalator to go up,so if you are not fast enough it will take you down . — Mahmoud Emam Copy Share Image
That's the original problem from which the escalator mess stems. There's just too many of them. — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
Early in my life, every time I had to climb the ladder of success because my father never taught me to use the escalator. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but in this economic depression, even the stairs are unemployed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I don't drive an Escalade; I've never lived on a mansion; I live in a townhouse. Even with my internet business, when I was… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Beginning to reason is like stepping onto an escalator that leads upward and out of sight. Once we take the first step, the distance… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
I don't know of any source for online maps showing the platform, stairs, escalators, elevators, mezzanines and other station details. — Robert James Thomson Copy Share Image
The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious… — Edward Dahlberg Copy Share Image
The voice is always in my head. In fact I aspire to be more like Mario. What could be better than rescuing and falling… — Charles Martinet Copy Share Image
We are animal in our blood and in our skin. We were not born for pavements and escalators but for thunder and mud. — Jay Griffiths Copy Share Image
I used to have the Virgin music [stores], and I would go there and just go up the escalator and say to myself, 'I'm… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. — Mohamed Al-Fayed Copy Share Image
When Donald Trump won the election because when I came into the show, I said, I think this guy can win. This was when… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
![“I used to have the Virgin music [stores], and I would go there and just go up the escalator and say to myself, 'I'm soaking in these last moments of anonymity.' I knew I was going to make it this far; I knew that this was going to happen” quote by Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/494/kanye-west-242_anonymity_i-used-to-have-the-virgin-music-stores-a_502270.jpg)
