Peace Quote by Benjamin R. Smith

“I do not believe in using infants for nefarious activities.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“Hug your nightmares.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“SEN. McCARTHY: You will teach morality, ethics, and good house-keeping to these 48 states, and to the world. By order of this committee, June…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“Some people, when there’s a threat of everything they have being ripped away at a moments notice, they place value on the things they…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“JUNE: My mother always said, “Why should a man buy a cow when he can get the milk for free?” WARD: I don’t think…

— Benjamin R. Smith

“I’ve spent half my night lugging a three-ton slab of asshole up a gazillion stairs.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“I’m not about to let somebody stick a Bissel vacuum attachment up my cootch.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“When I was a kid, they had a saying, 'to err is human but to really fuck it up takes a computer.’ ”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“Oh Ward, you animal. It gets me so hot and squishy when you call it intercourse.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“I’m going to become a beat poet and a lesbian!”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“That’s right you little fucktart, she thought. Time to eat shit and die.”

— Benjamin R. Smith

“On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).”

— Benjamin R. Smith