“One day, scientists will overtake LIGHT and crash into the DARKNESS.” — Paul McDermott Copy Share Image
“A sturdy hold, but I think there's something up with the material.” — Pete Sortwell Copy Share Image
“I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.” — Lisa Renee Jones Copy Share Image
“Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier.” — Roy Station Copy Share Image
“Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with… — Jane Jenkins Herlong Copy Share Image
“The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted… — Elias Zapple Copy Share Image
“Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“There is no reason to hate anybody, because we came into existence, not by hate-making, but through love-making.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Rivera rubbed his temples. "Satan told you to do it?" he said wearily. "No." "Elvis?" "I told you, it's supernatural.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm)” — L.G.A. McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Blake looked around and gulped. He'd forgotten about the mess on the floor. Chamber pot shards, his shaving kit, a towel or… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird...if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start… — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“WARD: I’ll be home in time for dinner, honey. JUNE: Alright—I’m pregnant—Have a fine day at work, dear. WARD exits… WARD reenters.… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“The Wolf snarled, tensing his muscles, as if he wished he could climb the tree after the feline. "One day I will… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Answering the question 'How would you like to smell?' by saying 'I'd rather I didn't' is also no longer acceptable. It's not… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The Untheory of Evolution, and Other Scientific Studies Including Hunting, Fishing, and Sex" by William C. Berdine needs to be available to… — William C. Berdine Copy Share Image
“I thought I was on the track for something good. And you know, the day has only so many hours. One can’t… — Lucian Vicovan Copy Share Image
“Sleeping with hookers is like fishing in still waters. You're guaranteed to catch something” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Fate frequently places you in the right place at the right time. The problem is recognising when it has and doing something… — Jesamine James Copy Share Image
“If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong, For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his… — Joyce Kilmer Copy Share Image
“People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
