Aspirin Quote by Jane Jenkins Herlong

“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: take two, and keep away from children.”

— Janice Thompson

My wife gives good headache.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“A smidgen of prevention can prevent some real headaches!”

— Ed Tittel

“If you don't have a headache by the end of this class, I'm not doing my job.”

— Kristy Moody

“Also, I was something of an expert on headaches. They were a hobby of mine.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“They sound like the philosophy of a man who, having a headache, beats himself on the head with a hammer so that he cannot…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

“Am I giving you a headache? I think. “You are a headache.”

— Kiersten White

“When will you ask for your post back?” he whispered in her ear. “I miss the smell of industrial-strength solvents.” She laughed softly. “Soon.…

— Sherry Thomas

“How can I make my husband’s day better?”  “How can I have a moment with each one of my kids?”  “Where can I volunteer…

— Andy Traub

“There’s something magical about a departed headache. It’s a shame the joy fades and you can’t appreciate not having one every moment of your…

— Mark Lawrence

If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.”

— Patricia C. Wrede