Comedy-humor Quote by Anonymous

“That's what hookers get... ...”

— Deyth Banger

“I feel sorry for hookers these days—how do they stand out anymore?”

— Michael Robotham

“Hookers in whore houses awaiting drunkards at dawn who can't get it up. Broken sprung beds. Sulking, sagging and stained. Foreplay forgotten. Failed and…

— Harry Whitewolf

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I felt like someone who'd been informed that she wasn't actually a hooker; that in fact she was a lady of the evening.”

— Neil Gaiman

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“...her heart pounding like a teenaged boy on a hooker...”

— Elizabeth Massie

“If the purpose of love is getting into bed; I guess prostitutes are the most auspicious lovers.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“One of the drawbacks of sleeping with whores, he thought lazily. You got what you paid for, and not a goddamn thing more.”

— Kristin Hannah

“Every good seduction first begins with a baited hook.”

— Anne Mallory

“Two whores on their way down from Portland to take us deep-sea fishing in a boat! It made it tough to stay in bed…

— ken Kesey

“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.”

— Flint Ory