Comedy-humor Quote by Benjamin R. Smith

“Also suggest they place this message on their answering machine/cell phone and on the front door: “We had the baby, it’s a _____, we’re…

— Elizabeth Davis

“...I'll never forget going out to dinner with my parents to an elegant restaurant. My very proper Bostonian mother leaned over and said to…

— Susan McCutcheon-Rosegg

“Sienna McQuillen 21 August . I think I'll have another child. And after I'm pregnant, I think I'll eat the father.”

— Sienna McQuillen

“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?”

— Nick Pageant

“A note sat on the kitchen table. Shaya snatched it up and read: Shay, I'm taking Dev to the clinic, he's still sick. Didn't…

— Jody Kihara

Hello?” I peered into the shadows. Two green circles flashed in the dark. I yelped, jumping backward and pressing myself against the wall. “And…

— Anonymous

“A small lady moved on after greeting Livia to address the wedding couple. “Cole Bridge. Look at you!” Cole’s mouth dropped open. “Mrs. D?”…

— Debra Anastasia

“I read it twice, then I said, "Well, why don't you?" "Why don't I what?" "Why don't you wish her many happy returns? It…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“thanking them for coming, and reminding Con to give the dog a bit of something when he gets home late, she forgets altogether to…

— Edna O'Brien

“finally turned away. My aunt stood watching from the back door, frail and hunched. “Tell me the rest,” I said, and she did, her…

— Kate Quinn

“We need to straighten out some personal matters between us. Why don't we do it over dinner tonight?" he suggested. Lauren courteously refused with…

— Judith McNaught

“Good-bye, Pen Leland. If we meet again, maybe in London next season, you'll pardon me if I don't pursue an acquaintance with you. It's…

— Marissa Doyle