Humor Quote by Nick Pageant

“Before I left, I just wanted to say . . . thank you.” It came out a little strangled. I thought about it for…

— Karen Chance

“I think I should be the one thanking you," he whispered “For what?" I pulled him closer to me. He pushed the hair out…

— Magan Vernon

“The waiter came over to ask if all is delicious. As we have not yet ordered, it is certainly the perfect time to enquire.”

— Patrick McGuinness

“I got waylaid by another of your throng of supporters and well-wishers so you only have yourself to blame.” “So I heard,” he said.…

— Donna Kauffman

“Fink had a full bowl and grinned at me as he sat back on the bench. "It would help if you used words like…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“heads together. I tell the waiter, give us clean food, please. Please, don’t be doing any trash to the stuff we order. "In that…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I am very thankful that man took one look at me showing with a baby coming along, with my hair falling down, and the…

— Nancy E Turner

“I’ve been watching you drink,” he says. “Think it’s a good idea to put your liver through this?” “What are you the public service…

— Sam Hunter

“Are you this friendly to all the guests Mr...?" I ask, while trying to see if he's wearing a name tag. "Yes, when we…

— A.M. Willard

Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?" ... “Good evening,” it lowed…

— Douglas Adams

“Do you want me to leave this with you?” “Sure you don’t mind?” “Nah.” I handed him the carton and spoon. “Enjoy.” My offer…

— Rachel Hawthorne

“I ordered you apple pie.” Hank pushed a plate toward me. It was empty. Or rather, it had crumbs on it where an apple…

— Penny Reid