Quote by Nick Pageant Download Open image ““Fine, Gran. I’ll fist his ass.”” — Nick Pageant ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Gran swatted his butt and shooed him away out the door. "Now, we can get down to business." She rubbed her hands together like… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“Oh, i'm going to kick his ass, and when i'm done, i'm going to squeeze his balls blue.” — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“He spun me around and actually slapped me on the ass. “Up. Now.” “I will not!” He growled at me and gave me another… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“Don’t worry, sweetie. You’re in good hands. I’m positive Dr. Hogue has seen his share of ass.” — Penelope Ward Copy Share Image
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is like an… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?” — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These… — nick pageant Copy Share Image
“I mean, are you even really gay?” I sighed. “Of course I’m gay. I’ve got something up my butt right now.” Twyla’s eyes widened… — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
“I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.” — Nick Pageant Copy Share Image
