“WARD: I’ll be home in time for dinner, honey. JUNE: Alright—I’m pregnant—Have a fine day at work, dear. WARD exits… WARD reenters.… — Benjamin R. Smith Comedy-humor Copy Share Image
“When I wrote erotica I had a fascination with the word abdomen. I also, in my smutty days liked the word 'turgid.'… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“All around the smell of that necro-smoke, that nether-weed. And up and at the hedonist impulse, rejoice, rejoice, in the disconnect my… — Benjamin R. Smith Beat Copy Share Image
“After a good roll in the hay, when he’s all peaceful and serene and he hasn’t a worry or a care in… — Benjamin R. Smith Peace Copy Share Image
“Madness doesn’t get off wearing gloves. It needs to feel skin on skin, smell the blood and shit as it brings itself… — Benjamin R. Smith Death Copy Share Image
“You’ve missed the bus. Are you calling in sick again? It’s the second time in two years. The boss will frown upon… — Benjamin R. Smith Time Copy Share Image
“Since you haven’t got a name,” he said. “I guess you can pick one for yourself. Would you like to pick one… — Benjamin R. Smith Boys Copy Share Image
“At the end of the day, a choice was made and it wasn’t ours. So why get all bugabooed about it?” — Benjamin R. Smith Choice Copy Share Image
“The name Atlantis came from an old book Victoria had never read. A lifetime residency in the ASM paradise was rumored to… — Benjamin R. Smith Books Copy Share Image
“Writing Vampire Erotica is like writing sex scenes for porcupines.” — Benjamin R. Smith Erotica Copy Share Image
“Nice dress,” Victoria said. “Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” Victoria blinked. “Uh, what?” — Benjamin R. Smith Humor Copy Share Image
“I built them what they wanted and I made a profit off of it. Now they call me a god...What fools these… — Benjamin R. Smith Business Copy Share Image
“Several things ran through my head as I watched this silent ballet: First, I was running low on pears, my favorite morning… — Benjamin R. Smith Boxers Copy Share Image
“. “We’re both... I mean, you’re more so, but we’re both really fucked up emotionally. I mean, how do I know you’re… — Benjamin R. Smith Intimacy Copy Share Image
“Stay out of this, buddy. You’re lucky I’m not booking you for that F-word you let slip. America doesn’t tolerate that kind… — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
“She felt dirty, ugly and tired. She felt like a marshmallow heading into a house fire armed with chocolate and graham crackers.” — Benjamin R. Smith Dirty Copy Share Image
“And when he was suddenly gone -- no, not just gone, dead in every possible meaning of the word to me because… — Benjamin R. Smith Eyes looking Copy Share Image
