I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a… — Amanda Copy Share Image
I won't take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet...you have time to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents always told me, if I dont have anything nice to say,dont say it at all. Some people wonder why I'm… — Syoung Copy Share Image
You should really consider creating two Facebook accounts, one for each face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm real, my tweets are real so everything I say is real. You might hate & that's cool but you're hating me… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
One of life's mysteries: why someone who won't speak to you in public wants to be your friend on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She is amazingly amazing, beautifully beautiful, and heavenly heavensent while being imperfectly perfect. She is the one for me. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 wrongs dont make a right, but when its too right somthing has to be wrong. — Syoung Copy Share Image
You want to know someone who is amazing, beautiful and has the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any life left, he's single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that good boys are found in the corners of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, the earth is round. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
