Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Funny facebook status
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool. — Cody Lundin Copy Share Image
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The best feeling in the world is using your own toilet when you have diarrhea. Beats being in a public restroom waiting to be… — Marianna Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea. — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea. — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Putting a disposable diaper on a baby with diarrhea is kinda like putting your thumb over the end of a garden hose.” — Amber Dusick Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
