Funny Quote by Marianna

Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper.

— Nikhil Saluja

Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.

— John Witherspoon

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

THAT awkward moment when you are the first one to wake up at your friends house and too scared to use the bathroom because…

— Robert Gray

I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.

— Cuts And Scars

[The flush toilet is] a wonderful waste disposal device. But I think that it's so good it doesn't smell, we can put it in…

— Suman Rai

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

It's easy to be a toilet in a world full of shit

— Deri Isaac

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

— Charlie Day

That awkward moment when you are at someone else's house and the toilet won't flush :P :P

— Komal

The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you take a shitt in the toilet and look at it and goes shitt happens

— Christ