Diarrhea Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Diarrhea Doe Enjoy Funny Mean People Suffering
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids. Does this mean that the other three enjoy it. — Sal Davino Copy Share Image
I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea. — Mike McCready Copy Share Image
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool. — Cody Lundin Copy Share Image
“Which is something to be thankful for,” says Danielle Reed, Rawson’s former colleague at Monell. Otherwise you’d be tasting things like bile and pancreatic… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Those who experience symptoms complain of abdominal pain, nausea, diarrhea, constipation, and intestinal distress. Some people, however, don’t experience obvious signs of gastrointestinal trouble,… — David Perlmutter Copy Share Image
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
I think some people have verbal irritable bowel syndrome they just can't seem to control the SHIT that comes out of their mouth... — Hemantsmarty Copy Share Image
I'm a pro at eating. I'll eat four to five times more than a normal person. — Jock Zonfrillo Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I… — Charles P. Gerba Copy Share Image
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people… — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea. — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea. — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms… — Guinevere Van Seenus Copy Share Image
It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting… — Lloyd Kaufman Copy Share Image
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer. — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
When someone asks you the question 'Are you ticklish' it doesn't matter if you say yes or no, cause they're going to touch you.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
