Love Quote by Sal Davino

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids.

— Rodney Dangerfield

I think God created ex-wives to remind us that hemorrhoids really aren't the biggest pain the ass!

— Jason Lee

I saw a sign one time that said 'hemorrhoids awareness week' at the doctor's office. Let me tell you, if you got hemorrhoids, I'm…

— Larry the Cable Guy

“Piles (hemorrhoids) are also varicose veins, but in and around the anus.”

— Wim Hof

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

— George Carlin

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

— Anonymous

Good-bye... why am I hemorrhaging ?

— Boris Pasternak

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids.

— Etgar Keret

“The use of contrast may mask subarchnoid hemorrhage.”

— Dr. Rocky Saenz

“Verbal hemophilia. Why can't I clot?”

— Scott Mebus

It's like being called up in the draft. The peculiar joy of hemorrhaging without bleeding starts when the evil little red light glows on…

— Jack Gould

Bleeding isn't optional for most of us.

— Eileen Wilks