Clown Quote by Jack Handey

You become funny for a reason. I became an actor because that's who I was, nothing else - it was the only thing I…

— Matthew Lillard

A clown always make the people happy. But once the curtain is close, do they realize that he needs someone who would also do…

— Anonymous

The cleverest character in comedy is the clown, for he who would make people take him for a fool, must not be one.

— Anonymous

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

— Jim Gaffigan

It's a lonely world, being independent, and they can come away with the idea that if Lloyd Kaufman can make movies with people getting…

— Lloyd Kaufman

Strangely enough, for me, Instagram has been a creatively freeing and inspiring format lately. I have been so very resistant to nearly all forms…

— Guinevere Van Seenus

We have to do whatever we can to ensure that no child dies of diarrhea.

— Chelsea Clinton

You don't want to be stopped. But it happens to everybody, like if you bump into an old friend or something. Luckily with an…

— Jay McCarroll

Every year 3.1 million Indian children die before the age of 5, mostly from diseases of poverty like diarrhea.

— Nicholas D. Kristof

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

— Dana Gould

“He shuts up just one time after nearly a month of the verbal diarrhea.”

— Rick Yancey

SOME PEOPLE HAVE DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH... STOP THINKING YOU ARE A RATTLE SNAKE, VIPER, COBRA, OR PYTHON... WHEN YOU ARE MERELY A GARDEN…

— Anne' McMillion