Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Facebook is a thing where people always change their looks

— Mr Popularity

Can anybody remember what the facebook looked like when they first got it? Of course not, they change it more than Nicki Minaj changes…

— Emily Lord

Facebook is like girls, once you understand them they change.

— Anonymous

“The only thing worse than a social networking junkie who breaks out in a cold sweat if she hasn't updated her page in the…

— Andrea Lavinthal

Facebook is such a basic utility. It's something that is such a part of peoples' lives, I think it's hard to imagine it going…

— Sean Parker

Facebook is that successful guy you're supposed to want to date, but you can't keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner.…

— Jennifer Harrison

Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems?

— Nikhil Saluja

I don't like the idea that Facebook controls how people express themselves and changes it periodically according to whatever algorithms they use to figure…

— Ellen Ullman

Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.

— ProudLesbian

“Dear FB Friends, Fuck Facebook!!!!! — It has proven to be worthless as a book-selling device, and is nothing but a repository for perverts,…

— James Ellroy

Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change.

— Hussein Nishah