Amazing life Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “May your life be like toilet paper... Long and useful” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Amazing life Appreciate life Clever facebook status Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Life Life quotes Toilet paper
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You've no idea how wonderful toilet paper is until it's taken away from you by an unfeeling universe. I think it's the defining characteristic… — Peter F. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Poop if life.. So live it to the fullest.. & don't forget the toilet paper! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes life is like a roll of toilet paper; one day ur taking crap off of butwipes the next day ur on a roll! — CariLenae Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a Blast; Life wont last! Make the best of the journey before it is over! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing costs as little and is worth as much as a smile. Relax, let yourself smile, and see the light come back to you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
POSITIVE THINKING is not about expecting the BEST to HAPPEN. It's about expecting that whatever will happen it is for the best! :) — JHONI (Czhang Copy Share Image
Not to lose yourself on the path of life, you are given to look and explore life from different perspectives. — Chandrababu VS Copy Share Image
Don't get anger, force yourself, complain others, waste time, thing much, compare yourself, except, sad, silent, stop thinking. — Jayanthi AJ Copy Share Image
Don't be like cigarettes:people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you,but be like drugs,they DIE if… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
God has a purpose for us. If he didn't we wouldn't be alive in the first place. We have a calling. We are a… — Kenny Janssen Copy Share Image
Sometimes you see these people who are just so—God—so affected by all of it, where ambition has taken precedence over happiness. But when I… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
I feel like I have had the most amazing life in my public service. And for the last 17 years, ever since my husband… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
