“I felt like a toilet frog during the last three decades of the preceding century. (38)” — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Sounds to me like he's on the toilet. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
When I find out a hotel doesn't have a DSL, it's like "What? There's no toilet?" Once you get used to high… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I was the only westerner to succeed in a place that's like a toilet, and you always come out of a toilet… — David Reuben Copy Share Image
Sometimes, Life Is like A Toilet Paper... You're Either On A ROLL Or Taking CRAP From Some ASSHOLE... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think people might think, oh, I don't want to approach the big famous author because it's embarrassing, but then they think… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Success is like toilet paper, it only seems important when you don't have it. — Richard Jeni Copy Share Image
Life is like a toilet. It's full of shit. You just have to keep on flushing!.. — Kyrachelsea Copy Share Image
“Love is like a toilet bowl. One touch and you too could be in deep shit.” — Pamela August Russell Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. — Doug Ford Copy Share Image
