Attitude Quote by Pacifiersucker

Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole

— Anonymous

Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.

— Anonymous

Sometimes life is like a roll of toilet paper; one day ur taking crap off of butwipes the next day ur on a roll!

— CariLenae

Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Life may give you crap, but that's what toilet paper is for.

— Anonymous

Everybody says shit happens, but dont you hate it when there is no toilet paper?

— Ana

Life is just the time between crapping yourself.

— Adam Carolla

Life is like a toilet. It's full of shit. You just have to keep on flushing!..

— Kyrachelsea

If shit happens... get some toilet paper?

— Kayla Ineich

Everybody says sh*t happens, but don't you hate it when there is no toilet paper!!!

— Ash Sweeney

Life is like smoking weeds, roll up your problems, lick down your solutions, burn your past, inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit.

— Anonymous

Life is like a box of chocolate.......Mmm I beg to differ, it's more like a pile of crap some days,more than others.

— Jacqueline Henry