Toilet paper Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I like the New York Times. I only wish it were softer, and more like toilet paper.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Toilet paper York Times
“There was no toilet and no soft, luxurious double-ply toilet paper for me to use.” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't…up to scratch” — Andrea K. Höst Copy Share Image
“I want to publish a book on toilet paper—not only about toilet paper, but actually print it on toilet paper. That way nobody will… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. — Kevin Nealon Copy Share Image
“The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I intend to buy 'The New York Times.' Please don't take it as a joke. — Chen Guangbiao Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You know it’s the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.” — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
Pappu: Muje apki beti se shadi krni hai! Father: Tumhari salary meri beti k liye toilet paper bhi afford nhi kr skti Pappu: Agar… — Aakash Pattanayak Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house and it's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper, youre either on a roll or youre taking sh!t from some @sshole! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or a toilet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fuck toilet paper. — Ace Hood Copy Share Image
When I was younger I was told to lose some weight because I was a little bit chubbier, but I didn't dream of modelling… — Vogue Williams Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are like toilet paper,they help you wipe away your mistakes..their also like trees,you can tell them anything..even though they are not listening:) — Joekidia Sims Copy Share Image
“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as… — Andrew Simms Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you on the… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
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