Anyone who refuses the love of a child deserves nothing but evil as terrible as the heart you have blackened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't auto-tune be illegal for musicians and singers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tequila, you were supposed to make me funnier, more self confident, and a better dancer. I saw the video from last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cute, weird, original girls with a big heart are so much more attractive than fake barbie wannabes! — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would… — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox... — Author Name Copy Share Image
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown. — Sydney Copy Share Image
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm… — Ryah Copy Share Image
Things in my life that are priceless are my best friends for life! They're priceless, no one allowed buy them from me. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
That moment when you walk past a cop, even if you haven't done anything, and you're all.. "DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: 'Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a huge difference between haha and hahaha. When you write more than 2 haha's, usually means you're actually laughing at the comment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a person who drinks too much is an alcoholic, then is someone who never drinks called a non-alcoholic? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whats the point of having U as a FRIEND in FACEBOOK.. when in real life I really wanna SLAP ur FACE with… — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be? — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're lonely not because no-one accepts you but because you don't accept anyone into your world. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget the past cause you can't change it...and forget the present...cause I didn't get you one. — Drake Copy Share Image
Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today makes me want to go to the beach and swim in the water but then again I don't know how to… — Lisette Alfaro Copy Share Image
Turning 32 years old is significant, because at 32 you can sleep with someone half your age and not go to jail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend not allowed to spray Axe in public. I've seen the commercials them hoes come out. — Caitlin Copy Share Image
