That awkard laugh when no sound comes out and your clapping like a retarted seal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Post...What is in your Heart..! Like...What Impressed your heart..! Command...with the touch of your heart..! Share...Attract yours friend's Heart..! your friends moreeee… — ArunVino Copy Share Image
People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you broke up, everybody said you deserve to get the one better, but no one is willing to give it to… — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
The grass is greener on the other side, because that's where the dog has been shitting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Copy Share Image
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prob is you don't know the feeling of getting ignored, I too could made u feel like crap. but I respect… — Kriss Martin Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
If you make a fake profile posing as a girl and add people to spy on them you should maybe invest in… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
So I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull and BAM! ...It drowned. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off. — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to make the right decision, and sometimes you have to make the decision right. — Dr Phil Copy Share Image
I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to disguise the love I feel inside every time you look in my eyes. — Joanne Lobedica Copy Share Image
My diabetic neighbor died in his sleep. I forgot to wish him 'sweet dreams.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
