Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status Food Funny Jokes Short
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. — Johnny Thunders Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than cornflakes with hot milk. It's my Sunday treat. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid. — Rachel Stevens Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last three pieces are like, Bitch, catch me if you can! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“After the alarm clock, it is the turn of Mr Kellogg to shame us into action. 'Rise and Shine!' he exhorts us from the… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
