Babies Quote by Anonymous

The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has…

— Chris Ramsey

“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try their best…

— Thomm Quackenbush

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it,…

— Floyd Landis

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the…

— Chris Van Allsburg

“We all know Christmas is about the Infant Child, what he brings to our lives, what he offers to our hearts. We know this,…

— Vannetta Chapman

I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.

— Tig Notaro

Santa was a fake.

— Stephen Lawrence

“So you say there is no Father Christmas,                                                                          You say there is no Santa Claus                                                                                         Reindeer cannot fly, it's all a grown-up lie...”

— M.C. Frank

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

— David Remnick