Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Being popular on fb is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital

— Melissa

Having the most friends on Facebook is like sitting at the coolest table in a mental hospital cafeteria

— Shannon Wall

Liking your own Facebook status Is like high fiving yourself in public.

— Anonymous

Social networking sites like Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook have literally exploded in popularity in just a few short years.

— Mike Fitzpatrick

Popularity is not based on the amount of friends you have in school or on Facebook, the style of clothing you have or if…

— Me

Facebook is nothing more than a competition of who can get the most likes.

— Luis De La Garza

Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

— Will Ferrell

Facebook is a popularity contest...and I'm losing.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know......

— Anonymous

Facebook is just like a jail. you sit around,waste some time,creep a little bit,have a profile picture,write on people's walls and get poked by…

— Arjun Loveable

Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till you get…

— Anonymous