Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clever facebook status
I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day... It's a Dell, rolling in the deep. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I was on a boat the other day when my computer fell into the ocean and it was a Dell so now it's Rolling… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Each crewman had their own laptop. So I have six at my disposal. Rather, I had six. I now have five. I thought a… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
I'm a computer guy, and one of the things I did with the good fortune that 'Presumed Innocent' brought me was to buy one… — Scott Turow Copy Share Image
I borrowed a creaky laptop from my husband, went into the web, and never came back. — Natalie Massenet Copy Share Image
Once you get to naming your laptop, you know that you're really having a deep relationship with it. — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
