Clever facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “I really like ceilings...I guess you could call me a Ceiling fan.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ceiling Fan Clever facebook status
I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ceilings must always be considered. They are the most neglected surface in a room. — Albert Hadley Copy Share Image
Dont flatter yourself, honey. The only fan you have is on the ceiling!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love my fan base because they never high-five me; they always get really shifty and hide. Adam Sandler's fan base are like, 'Hey!'… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
Dont flatter yourself, sweetheart. The only fan you have is on the ceiling. — Superman Copy Share Image
I've had a fan who made a painting of my face with her fingers. I have put it up in my room. It was… — Virat Kohli Copy Share Image
“A fan is like the thighs of a woman: It opens and closes. A good fan opens with a flick of the wrist. It… — Rikki Ducornet Copy Share Image
I'll be getting all types of crazy fans, from the hoodest dude to the straight-up dude in a business suit. It's dope. I have… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
And so to me, I've always thought the kinds of fans that I want is the kind of fan that I am, which is… — Taylor Goldsmith Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams Copy Share Image
I'm not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isnt that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, dont… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That moment when you realized that your enemies are longer sticking around you than your friends. — OhItsVynn Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Girl Logic: Maybe if I wear this shirt that shows my boobs I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality. — Seth Rogan Copy Share Image
